okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
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And there you have it. The main cast of Cookies and Crime. A few changes and a few new characters. And it should be noted that Redusa’s (previously Ori) name was Quillystuff’s idea. And Lemony is a character loosely based on Crypticsparrow’s OC.
casually ships P.B. and Doodle
aH YES COSPLAUY
I am in love with Ginger.
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
you’ve nailed it again
IM SHITTING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER
I’m laughing way too loud for this time of night.
OH MY JOHANNES BRAHMS
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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU
Oh who, meeee???
omg reblog it yesterday and there were only two pictures
guys what have you done in one day? D:
I’m so honored! I could just cry!
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- YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG
- YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR SAYING SOMETHING WRONG
- YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR NOT KNOWING SOMETHING
- YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT
- YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU SO, SO MUCH
I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?
Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.
Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames?
Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits unclean
Did you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
DONE WITH THE INTERNET
SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
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British Gay Marriage Commercial
ENGLAND: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.
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